I’VE JUST SENT A COMPROMISING MESSAGE TO WHO SUPPOSEDLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOMY BEST FRIEND AND INSTEAD IT TURNED OUT THAT WAS TO SOMEONE ELSE I’M SO EMBARRASSED I’M GONNA DIE


amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via zaynmalikds)


x

(Fonte: mczayn, via zaynspank)


TRACK: (Leaked) One Chance to Dance
ARTIST: One Direction

rockmeharrey:

twerklarry:

Official Preview Audio of One Direction’s New Single - One Chance to Dance

This sounds like Backstreet Boys or NSYNC

Anonimo:
Where is zayn ass 😳?!

Dunno if this is sarcastic or serious either way don’t mock his inexistent fine ass please 👊


beautiful-day45:

whitehouse:

President Obama’s got some advice for Republicans in Congress: Help expand opportunity for more Americans.

The President tellin everyone like it is


(Fonte: lianzayn, via zayn-co)


I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(Fonte: perfectioninimperfection, via nakedhoran)


+

(Fonte: irwinty, via zerrienotreal)


Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

(via zaynmalikds)


me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
me: here read it